JAKAB

A huge dickhead who is a total manwhore

OMG, did u hear JAKAB cheats on Millie last night?!!!

by SaucyS December 10, 2016

Jakab

Jakob is a sweet and kind person.He is hot and also he is there when you need him.You will never look at any other person like you do at Jakob.He might have blue eyes and short light hair.And he has one of kind personality.
Every curly girl named Hanna wants a boy like Jakab.

Samarah: -This is motherfucking beautiful day
Hanna:-only a Jakab could make it more beautiful

by Bicycleyourmom77 August 28, 2022

Jakab

Jakab is a silly goofy and kind person.He is hot and also he is working when you need him.You will never look at any other person like you do at Jakab, When he guys You food. He might have blue eyes and short light hair.And he has one of kind combizom.
Every curly girl named Hanna wants a boy like Jakab.

Samarah: -This is motherfucking beautiful day
Hanna:-only a Jakab could make it more beautiful

by Bicycleyourmom77 August 28, 2022

Jakab

Jakab is that friend who will never ever depart from your side if you keep yourself loyal to him. However he s often short-tempered and all it takes is one lie, or fuck up to get on his wrong side, and trust me, you don't want to get on his wrong side. Just as he will take a bullet and beat the shit out of anyone if you are his friend, he will also shoot you or beat the fuck out of you if you fuck him over. Jakab is often close with people who have names starting with R and it is the R's that have hurt him the most. He rarely loves anyone other than his family and close friends because of an R. Although he has not forgotten that girl he is still looking for someone. For the perfect one, who he thinks he will never find. He is often a player and until he finds someone (probably not anytime soon) he is in his hoe phase, but ladies still go crazy at him, because his face is literally the hottest in town, so watch your woman, cus he gon' steal her.

Jakab, as in the guy that broke her heart?
Jakab as in RIcard's and Ramon's friend?

by anonymous November 17, 2022

Soós-Jakab

Soós-Jakab is the correct way or typing Soós Jakab and people generally miss spell it

guy: damn u lookin soós jakab
guy 2: no thats spelled soós-jakab dumbass

by ThatCorrectorBitch November 20, 2021

Jababa Lips

Big lips, that require repetitive licking to stay moist, and are normally of African-American decent.

Daaaang...look at the jababa lips on that guy. He could give Angelina Jolie a run for her money.

by Lady Glock August 19, 2011

Boughlan Jakan

An ancient Turkish word dating back to 1000000000000000000 B.C and discovered by the twisted ass of the greatest self-proclaimed four eyed pseudo scientist of all times (A-meyti the asshat) and his excavation team in Qazvin a.k.a city of Kaspians.
He is one of the Z-class celebrities of BBC Persian that nobody gives a shit about.
Booghlan jakan is a compound noun made up of 2 parts:
1)Booghlan (Boughlan/Buglan)
Legend has it that boughlan was a thug or as locals call it "Lut" in the village of "Jupun" near Tehran which in turn was changed to japan by the communists and chauvinists.
2)Jakan
That's an euphemism for the word "Jakoon" which literally means "the place of a$$"

This word was frequently used by ana (nane) Tomeres and ata (daddy) Oghuz Khan to knight the great warriors of ancient Turkish Sumerians and Vikings.
After their death they were buried in a mountain with the same name near the castle of Alamut as a mark of honor to their bravery.
Locals believe that anna Tomeres and ata Oghuz Khan are still alive and the mournful howls of the wolves are from the dead booghlan jakans honoring the the lost soul of the reigning and defending Oghuz Khan the great.
The Ninjas and the samurai are the descendants of Booghlan Jakans.

once a Boughlan Jakan,always a boughlan Jakan

by Ameyti August 29, 2018