A nickname for Miami University of Ohio, a school that has a reputation for being comprised of mostly "rich preppy white kids" who look like they are from a J. Crew clothing catalogue.
Old stereotypes die hard. Just ask the undergrads here, and they will tell you that yes, "Miami is ‘J. Crew U.'": "The typical student is white, relatively wealthy, equipped with their parents' credit card, good-looking, and only seen in the hottest fashions." (We're serious about the fashions: "Students dress up for their 8 a.m. classes," one student claims.). But students are adamant that there are two "sides of the J. Crew U. stereotype. To be sure, if you look at Miami U. from the Goodyear Blimp, it is J. Crew U. If you looked at Miami U. under a microscope and saw students interacting in everyday situations, you would see another school entirely." One undergrad observes that "minorities seem to be in short supply." Another calls "this student body composition . . . self-perpetuating."
A nickname for Miami University of Ohio, a school that has a reputation for being comprised of mostly "rich preppy white kids" who look like they are from a J. Crew clothing catalogue.
"I decided to go to Ohio State because I don't think I'd fit in at J Crew U"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.