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When a non-religious individual begins to consider the existence of Jesus and God because of a very religious acquaintance, who pushes the idea onto you. This in turn deludes you to think that everyone around you who questions your new found belief is the Devil. This paranoia is similar to paranoia that is attributed to smoking marijuana.
Girl 1: Hey, guess what? Drew invited to go to church with him sometime soon, I think I'll go and see what it's like!
Girl 2: You are serious... Why would anyone want to go to church.
Girl 1: Oh my God, you are like the Devil trying to steer me away from the Lord!
Girl 2: You are honestly smoking the j weed, I'm gonna need you to calm the fuck down.
J weed by Ilovelamp5 December 9, 2012
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J.P. Weed 

The best godamn thing ever created. The name came from Jurassic Park because they plant was used in the movie jurassic park and the first letters of those words is J.P. And it is seriously the coolest thing on the earth and i love it to hell and stuff.
Dude look, a family of J.P. Weed!
J.P. Weed by pimpmasterM May 18, 2003
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