(
On the phone)
A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.
B: I never want to see him again.
A: Well this is awkward.
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C: So I told my boss to f-off before
going streaking through the office.
D: So
you're fired?
C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.
D: Wow, Jake moment...