A useless website which teachers assign so that way it will "help" children's language arts. After doing this for half a minute, kids usually start cussing at the computer, throwing that chromebook out, pulling your hair, raging, etc.
"Dude, why is that computer beaten up?"
"Oh, I was doing Ixl"
A handsome popular boy who always jokes around. A boy with Hagen as a name is very sporty; playing all sports especially basketball. He knows all the classic one-liners and always entertains the class. Hagen also devours everything and makes restaurants run out of food.
Gosh, that handsome boy there in that laughing crowd must be Hagen!
