AwesomeSparky's definitions

Ixl

A useless website which teachers assign so that way it will "help" children's language arts. After doing this for half a minute, kids usually start cussing at the computer, throwing that chromebook out, pulling your hair, raging, etc.

"Dude, why is that computer beaten up?"
"Oh, I was doing Ixl"

by AwesomeSparky March 2, 2018

Hagen

A handsome popular boy who always jokes around. A boy with Hagen as a name is very sporty; playing all sports especially basketball. He knows all the classic one-liners and always entertains the class. Hagen also devours everything and makes restaurants run out of food.

Gosh, that handsome boy there in that laughing crowd must be Hagen!

by AwesomeSparky March 31, 2018