Italian spoon 

Italian spoons are typically used with a fork traditionally to spin the spaghetti on the spoon. This won't work if you have a bent fork.

When someone calls you a bent fork, (dumb, or stupid) the return would be your an Italian spoon, something thats just as stupid as a bent fork

Daniella: Yeah, you're a total bent fork
Mark: your an italian spoon

Italian spoon by marcuscarcus March 2, 2011

Italian spooning 

When a man and a woman sleep together and the man sleeps with his penis inside the woman's vagina.

Jeff: "Hey baby, are up for some Italian spooning tonight?"
Kelsey: "You can park it for the night hun."
Jeff: "Fuck yea!"

Italian spooning by coltsrock37 March 21, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008