Italian Isolationist

Nickname giving to Kobe Bryant by the respected, esteemed, and distinguished sports analyst Colin Cowherd.

note to readers: the akron hammer, a popular new name for Lebron James, is an urban legend invented by an unreliable source in sports.

Game Script:

"The pass to Kobe, and he sinks an amazing spinning fadeaway shot!"
"Oh my goodness..."
"That right there, was a walk in the park for the Italian Isolationist."

Italian Isolationist by dirtdog177 November 11, 2009

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Italian Isolationist

Nickname given to Kobe Bryant by Colin Cowherd of Sports Nation.

The Italian Isolationist could easily take the Akron Hammer in a game of 1-on-1

Italian Isolationist by CrunchyDeluxe November 10, 2009

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italian isolationist

a nickname for kobe bryant by that guy on sportsnation

yo man the italian isolationist is better than the akron hammer!

italian isolationist by gmac1993 November 20, 2009

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Italian Isolationist

Terrible nickname given to Kobe Bryant that is no where close to LeBron James nickname the "Akron Hammer" on any level.

Colin faile when he named Kobe Bryant the "Italian Isolationist"

Italian Isolationist by TsteelCity36 November 10, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

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