It’ve

“It have” as in a question form
First used in American fork Utah by Lucy Russell and Jace Thompson

“Would it’ve hurts if I slapped you in the chest while you were yawning in math class?”

It’ve by jacequeenyes December 11, 2019

Couldn't'it've 

When you say more of could it not have without saying couldn't've, that is very much slurred as "Cu-dn-d-dv"

Why couldn't'it've been done earlier?

Couldn't'it've by Findloo Chunk August 27, 2020

It'd've 

1.) it would have; it-would-have
2.) it should have; it-should-have

1.) "If it weren't for Aaron saying his name wrong when the sub was taking names on the clipboard, it'd've not gotten snapped in half."

2.) "What do you mean the -inator failed?! It'd've had a simple and smooth run!"

It'd've by DrRwWwWrRr January 13, 2022

it'll've'n't 

it will have not

For instance

Loser 1: "Omg you guys are building legos? lemme join"
Loser 2: "Look at how tall aidens lego is"
Loser 1: "Yea it'll've'n't stay there, it'll just fall lol"

it'll've'n't by scarful23 November 23, 2020

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Something you might shout out when you're fed up with a frustrating situation.

After dealing with aggravating bureaucrats for hours, Joe suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

From the movie "Snakes on a Plane"

I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! by Charles W. August 21, 2006

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" 

A phrase one hollers when one is sick and tired of a situation. From the film, "Snakes on a Plane"

After hours of dealing with bureaucrats, John suddenly shouted "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" by Charles W. September 13, 2008

if you've got it, flaunt it 

if you have something to show off, like your body, mind, skill, talent, dont keep it to yourself. Show the world!

My grandma used to say to me when i wore that oversize sweater, "honey, I know you got a nice body under there; why you wearing that ugly ass sweater. If you've got it, flaunt it! Here, take my credit card and go shopping at forever 21 honey. do it."

if you've got it, flaunt it by not a biter December 17, 2018