It's your chicken

The decision is yours to make.

" You may want to assign the project to either this person or that person, but......"It's your chicken."

by Henhouse January 19, 2016

Choke Your Chicken

A self-inflicted violent wank

Choke Your Chicken

by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!

Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.

by Home Slice 36 July 10, 2014

bok your chicken

To jerk off immensely in a rapid movment. Your penis (chicken) is being shaked (bok). When doing it long enough your chicken will be inlarged,and soon the chicken will produce hatchlings.

Keivon will bok your chicken for a dollar.

by Grade a material April 20, 2014

Squeeze your chicken

Squeezing something full of fat or air.

Come over here baby and let me squeeze your chicken!

by Scruggssa May 31, 2018

choke your chicken

The Action of touching yourself in places that were not permitted in sunday school!

choke your chicken until it bleeds.

by spezza_havlat January 17, 2006

Not To Smash Your Chicken

When someone has to be corrected, but you want to do it in a sort of polite way.

Note: can also be said as "sorry to smash your chicken"

Person 1: Dude I bought these shoes and they're super cool!

Person 2: Not to smash your chicken, but those shoes are kind of ugly

Person 1 (playing beer pong): I just made a sweet shot!
Person 2: sorry to smash your chicken but your wrist was over the table so it doesn't count.

by Kushmasta December 3, 2018