It's not gay if it's an accident.
Simply put, if you did not have intention, if you did not see it coming, if you had no prior knowledge of the act itself, then it is an accident and accidents are not gay. An accidental or unintended action cannot be gay. This is science. Science is undeniable.
"Adam was walking down the street, tripped on the sidewalk, and accidently landed on the guy's lap on the bench who had a boner. The boner accidently entered Adam's rectum. Given that this was unforeseen, it's not gay if it's an accident."
"Mike was jogging happily down the sidewalk. He was so happy that his mouth was wide open. RogerT, was jacking off on the 4th floor. He shot his nut out the window and it accidently landed in Mike's mouth that was wide open. Given that this was unintended, accidental, and unforeseen, it's not gay if it's an accident."
"Mike was jogging happily down the sidewalk. He was so happy that his mouth was wide open. RogerT, was jacking off on the 4th floor. He shot his nut out the window and it accidently landed in Mike's mouth that was wide open. Given that this was unintended, accidental, and unforeseen, it's not gay if it's an accident."
It's not gay if it's an accident. by RogerT July 16, 2026
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