Definitions by RogerT

It's not gay if it's an accident.

Simply put, if you did not have intention, if you did not see it coming, if you had no prior knowledge of the act itself, then it is an accident and accidents are not gay. An accidental or unintended action cannot be gay. This is science. Science is undeniable.

"Adam was walking down the street, tripped on the sidewalk, and accidently landed on the guy's lap on the bench who had a boner. The boner accidently entered Adam's rectum. Given that this was unforeseen, it's not gay if it's an accident."

"Mike was jogging happily down the sidewalk. He was so happy that his mouth was wide open. RogerT, was jacking off on the 4th floor. He shot his nut out the window and it accidently landed in Mike's mouth that was wide open. Given that this was unintended, accidental, and unforeseen, it's not gay if it's an accident."

It's not gay if it's an accident. by RogerT July 16, 2026

Hold you DAHN and PAHND your MAHTH

Definitely not considered any variation of rape, getting held dahn while someone pahnds your mahth is a metaphor for domination, one way or the other. The phrase, over centuries, is derived from a version of ancient Yinzerguese (Honus Wagner, 1517 AD) mixed with modern vernacular. Dahn, Pahnd, and Mahth are, in today's language, down, pound, and mouth. Therefore, using today's English it could be said "I will hold you down and pound your mouth, metaphorically speaking." Again, this is not sexual assault and anyone who claims otherwise is a clahn (clown, modern English).

"Dat guy ehwver dare is a fuckin' clahn, I wanna hold you dahn and pahnd your mahth!"

"I was playing Sega and my friend held me dahn and pahnded my mahth in that game."

Hold you DAHN and PAHND your MAHTH by RogerT July 14, 2026