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A breezy, wink-and-a-nod remix of “it’s okay.” Dropped when you want to keep the mood light, flex your unbothered attitude, or signal that life’s too short to micromanage spilled coffee. Because “it’s okay” sounds like HR jargon, and “no worries” belongs on a tote bag. “Issokie” tells the world you’ve got the chill factor of a cat in a sunbeam—plus just enough sparkle to make people wonder if you’re joking (answer: you are, but also you’re not).
Roommate: “I thought rent was due next week.”
You: “Issokie—my Venmo notifications double as cardio.”
Friend: “Sorry I sent 47 texts about my situationship.”
You: “Issokie. I file them under ‘free entertainment.’”
Coworker: “I accidentally put decaf in the office pot.”
You: “Issokie, I needed a personality detox anyway.”
You: “Issokie—my Venmo notifications double as cardio.”
Friend: “Sorry I sent 47 texts about my situationship.”
You: “Issokie. I file them under ‘free entertainment.’”
Coworker: “I accidentally put decaf in the office pot.”
You: “Issokie, I needed a personality detox anyway.”
issokie by twistinthetale June 24, 2025
abandonware
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026
Foot prisons
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
mickey mousing
In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026
Haram ball
A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026