iRod

A ridiculous excuse for an iPod addon, used as a vibrator that pulses to the beat of whatever music the user is listening to.

Karen popped in her iRod after a long day and decided to relax and enjoy herself all night long, listening to Lady Gaga and ICP.

iRod by Mile long dong August 19, 2009

Irod

A big dick nigga from the slums of lg texas lives next to the yum yum tree but ain't about that life he will be down to earth and detect bull shit while at the same time be a un peace keeping force

Irod is retarded as fuck

Irod by Irod70 July 5, 2018

Irod

He looks like a rabbit and he smells like one too. I’d u come close he might steal ur shoes. But don’t b afraid. His voice makes him go HUHHHHH HEHEMNMN (cough , cough) yeah he’s going through sumn.

Yeah look at irod over there, prettyyyy weirdddd.

Irod by My friend is a rabbitt November 13, 2020

Irodoxy 

When you find yourself in a paradox overcome with irony.

For when irony seems to undermine the severity of your situation but paradox removes the sick humour in it.

I cancelled my wedding for a deployment, and now the Army is punishing me for my relationship. The punishment results in not deploying.

I sold my car hours before getting offered an amazing new job requiring a car, and my current job just called because they are closing.

He was stunned by the irodoxy of his apartment catching fire from a fire engine that burst into flames after going to the wrong place.

The irodoxy of it all was that he froze to death in the desert, after moving to El Paso from Alaska.

Irodoxy by Swimmintruth June 4, 2017

irodus 

Slang for a very temperamental and irrational closet homosexual. One who tries very hard to hide his effeminate side behind a wall of anger.

Examples include the military father from the movie American Beauty, or Banky Edward's from the movie Chasing Amy

Irodus is flying off the handle at everyone again....

irodus by Irodus' twisted panties July 26, 2020

irodisim 

irodisim is a belief that states that a person does not need any scientific or religious reasons to be racist, homophobic, ect..
irodisim followers know they are wrong scientifically but do not care as the very nature of irodisim does not require any scientific reason to mass murder the groups they target.

irodisim inspires internet trolls to bomb the synagogue as a funny prank against the Jews
people turn to irodisim because they think gassing minorities is funny

irodisim by man make word man is smart December 24, 2020

Irodist

A person who believes in Irodisim.

For those who don't know, Irodisim is a philosophical belief that encourages people to be racist (usually towards people of color), Anti-LGBTQ, antisemitic, and whatever the hell is also out there without the need for scientific, or religious reasons.

In my interpretation of the philosophy, It focuses on the individual's personal pleasure rather than respecting the feelings of the other "lesser" person, making it have a sort of cynical individualistic feel to it. It also encourages one to acknowledge, but disregard scientific, moral, and religious principles that would tell you otherwise not be a dickhead giving it notes of nihilism to the philosophy.

The word "irodisim" comes from two latin words "irrationalis" and "odium" Which means irrational and hate. It

appears that whoever made the word smooshed them together to create the word.

Now you all may be thinking, "why the hell would someone bathe in this shit?" The answer is, entertainment.
Apparently Irodists love nothing more than to harass and maybe even kill the people they target simply for sport.

Usually Irodists consist of straight white internet trolls and sadists who use the belief as a way to give themselves a sort of community to identify with, and as a way to label their desires.

"Ah shit, John is apparently an irodist."

"Those fucking irodists beat my black wife and made me watch for a 4 minute laugh!"

"BREAKING NEWS: IRODIST TROLLS SEND HATEFUL MESSAGES TO LGBTQ+ SUPPORT PARTICIPATERS CAUSING SUICIDE RATES TO SKYROCKET WITHIN THE FACILITIES!"

Irodist by Definition dude the second March 5, 2022