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Irish Lapdog 

When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.
I couldn't believe it! I was on my first date with Fray and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!
Irish Lapdog by one_timer99 December 19, 2008

Irish Lapdog 

When a girl blows you, catches all of your cum in her hands as you ejaculate, and then hungrily laps up all of the spum off of her hands.
Holy smokes Amy is such a slut! We went on our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!
Irish Lapdog by one timer April 2, 2009

Irish Lap Dog 

When a girl is blowing you and tells you to look her in her eyes as she makes you cum into her hands, and then hungrily laps up every drop of your spum out of her hands.
Sheeshus-H, Olivia is such a whore... it was our first date and she gave me the ol' Irish Lap Dog!
Irish Lap Dog by onetimer December 9, 2008
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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