Army POG- "Hey there Marine what happened to you?"
Salty Marine Grunt-"you ever try to fight an Iraqi Desert Bear?"
Army POG-"No"
Salty Marine Grunt- "Dont"
Salty Marine Grunt-"you ever try to fight an Iraqi Desert Bear?"
Army POG-"No"
Salty Marine Grunt- "Dont"
by gruntoif3 January 5, 2010
When you tighten your girlfriends anus to a centimeter in diameter and make her take a bunch of laxatives. She then waits in the doggy position until the urge to shit arrives. Upon shitting, the poo will spray out and drop on the room like mortar fire, permanently damaging your carpet and her dignity.
Dude, I totally just made my girlfriend do the Iraqi mortar fire last night. We had to call in hazmat 10 minutes later.
by ducklicker456 February 26, 2021
Proof that the United States government has no right whatsoever to take any kind of moral stance on middle eastern affairs, especially where human rights are involved. Prisoner abuse at the hands of American soldiers has been going on for years - as said so by Rummy Don himself - and the government did next to nothing to stop it. And when The Shrub and his monkeys got caught with their pants down, they didn't even have the humility to apologize and admit their failures until Rummy Don was called in to testify in front of Congress for being a witless fuckup.
But every cloud has a silver lining. In this case, The Shrub's re-election prospects aren't looking too positive and Old Man Rummy may get the boot. Now that's something I can drink to.
But every cloud has a silver lining. In this case, The Shrub's re-election prospects aren't looking too positive and Old Man Rummy may get the boot. Now that's something I can drink to.
Condemn Saddam for torturing and dehumanizing his people, but get caught on film laughing it up while doing the exact same thing? Great idea, dumbass.
by Ninja Disaster May 7, 2004
a deceptive and official sounding word created by George W. Bush to cover up the fact that he just wants to finish what daddy started. YEEEEHAWWW, CALL DADDY, WE'RE GOIN' BACK TO THE DESERT just didn't sound as good. i wonder if the president would be as excited about the project if his daughters were over there waiting to get killed.
we can't tell the people the truth about this war, let'smake up something that sounds official...hmmmmmmmm, how'bout operation iraqi liberation.
by kevin December 29, 2005
To place ones testicles in their partner's eye sockets and simultaneously defecate into that person's mouth.
I asked her if she wanted to wear the Iraqi Eye Goggles and she said "I don't know what they are, but sure!" but after I put them on her she totally wouldn't spend the night.
by Ardnew September 11, 2008
greg:i gave my girlfriend an iraqy sand goggle
joe:oh i bet she liked that
greg:yeah im not touching her mouth for months
joe:oh i bet she liked that
greg:yeah im not touching her mouth for months
by travisbea51 August 3, 2008
I thought the only reason why we went to war with Iraq was because of nuclear weapons, NOT TO "LIBERATE" IRAQ.
This whole war-with-Iraq thing is excellent proff to show that the government can trick people into going to war for no reason whatsoever.
by weirdgirl August 16, 2003