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Ipad Accent

A very autistic sounding child who is not on the spectrum but due being raised on the internet they never grew the proper muscles to vocalize sounds required for proper speaking. The r sound is a common sound unable to be reproduced by a child diagnosed with a Ipad Accent.
Text from a kid with Ipad Accent:

Guys, what one is your favorite? Huggy Wuggy, Seek, scary Blue, Zumbo Sauce, Banban, Nabnab… Um, I forgot his name, the frog dude, and, um, yeah. Snow Seline, Banbalina, Stinger Flynn, Opila Bird, and awesome Huggy Wuggy. This is, uh, me but like I don’t wanna use it. Um, Blue and, uh, I mean, um, Kissy Missy, Killy Willy, um, Choo Choo Charles, right, Boxy Boo but like not evil, and we have evil-a Boxy Boo. We have Squid Game Huggy Wuggy. We have baby Huggy Wuggy, and Blue, and Freddy Fazbear, oink oinky oink oink. We have creepy Green. We have, um, happy Huggy Wuggy. Look how happy he is, and we have, um, "What the hell?" We have, uh, nobody cares Huggy Wugg-

guys what one is yor favorite huggy wuggy seek scawy blue, shumbo shosh, banben, uh nam nab, um, i forgot his name the frog doode and um yeah, flosaleene, bambalina, stingr flin, opeela bord, en awsum huggy wuggy, ish jus uh me but like i don wanna use it, a blue n, o i mean um pissy missy, scawy rehly, um chu chu chawuls, but boxy boo but like not evil, and we have eViL bOxY bOo 👻, yeah uh squid game huggy wuggy, yea baby huggy wuggy, en blue, en freddy basbe un 🐷 e ungo, we have crepy green, we have um, happy huggy, wuhggy look how ha--pee hes, and we have bum whot da hell b ̫̞̑̅͠o ̲̎̽ ̴͙̕b̵̨͉̗̊́͜͠e ̺͖̋̀̃, we have um nobudy cares huggy wu-
Ipad Accent by GodEmperorOfMankind January 9, 2024
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