internets
Something President Push hears rumors on. It is suspected that these internets are hidden from the rest of the world, cause we can only find one so far.
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the internets
A series of tubes.
"The internets is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." - Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
the internets by The Evil Eye September 14, 2008
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InDerpret
1.) Inderpret (Verb): To translate complex concepts or sentences into smaller more understandable words so that a less intelligent person (or "The DERP") can then understand what is being said.
2.) Inderpret (Verb): To make an unintelligent comment made by "The Derp" more logical or understandable to those who don't speak moron.
Inderpreting works both ways- similar to how translating works (English to French or French to English).
Inderpreting is a play on words for interpret
2.) Inderpret (Verb): To make an unintelligent comment made by "The Derp" more logical or understandable to those who don't speak moron.
Inderpreting works both ways- similar to how translating works (English to French or French to English).
Inderpreting is a play on words for interpret
1.) Jimmy: "Man it's 70 degrees in December!? Gotta love global warming!"
John (The Derp): "Uhhh, what's global warming?"
Jimmy: "You don't know? The pollution we cause will increase the temperature of the Earth and will cause sea levels to rise as the polar icecaps melt.
John: "Herp a derp, what?
Andrew (inderpreter): "Hurr Earth get hot and we all die Durr"
John: "Oh okay."
2.) Casey: "Hey guys, let's order a pizza!"
John (The Derp): "Hurrr, me like cheese"
Jimmy: "Umm... what?"
Andrew: "Jimmy, what John means here is that he isn't fond of toppings on his pizza, rather he simply likes bread sauce and cheeze."
Jimmy: "Thanks Andrew, I understand now!"
John (The Derp): "Uhhh, what's global warming?"
Jimmy: "You don't know? The pollution we cause will increase the temperature of the Earth and will cause sea levels to rise as the polar icecaps melt.
John: "Herp a derp, what?
Andrew (inderpreter): "Hurr Earth get hot and we all die Durr"
John: "Oh okay."
2.) Casey: "Hey guys, let's order a pizza!"
John (The Derp): "Hurrr, me like cheese"
Jimmy: "Umm... what?"
Andrew: "Jimmy, what John means here is that he isn't fond of toppings on his pizza, rather he simply likes bread sauce and cheeze."
Jimmy: "Thanks Andrew, I understand now!"
Internets
The term, Internets, is used only when referring to the uber-secret internet used only by Government and Bush cronies, thus plural.
Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.
Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.
Internets by Lace Valentine October 8, 2004
+1 internets
+1 internets by paulisafail April 25, 2011
internets
George W Bush's name for the internet. It's mentioned in one of the other definitions on this page that his usage is correct. This is purely accidental. Coming from someone who was frighteningly intelligent and a brilliant orator, one might be tempted to give him the benefit of the doubt. But coming from someone who is profoundly unable to form sentences, say 'nuclear', ride bikes, ride Segways or eat pretzels, it's safe to assume that this is just another in a long line of oratorical train wrecks for poor old Bush Jr.
interpretive dance
A cross between Twister and dry humping; often performed by stoned hippies to the sound of hand-drumming and/or didgeridoo.
"Check out those guys doing interpretive dance."
"um... that one's a chick."
"... but her armpi-"
"yeah, I know."
"um... that one's a chick."
"... but her armpi-"
"yeah, I know."
interpretive dance by Rock Deputy September 24, 2005