When someone tries to impress others by quickly researching something on the internet and then proceeding to act as if they know the subject inside and out .
1)I recon you didn't become a salami specialist over night, what you're spewing is internet talk!
2) How do you know so much about engines when you don't even own a car? Are you trying to impress me with internet talk?
An internet talker is one who only talks shit online but when it comes to the fade they are pussies. Internet talkers are also very similar to sneak dissers. If you area an internet talker you most likely will die a virgin.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.