Internet Shit

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When people on the internet completely change something to fit there point of view because they know that most people believe anything they read on the internet. such as a Christian saying that all atheist are evil devil worshipers or when atheist say that all christians are crazy redneck republicans.

democrat: Don't vote Republican they invented aids.

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!

Republican: Don't vote Democrat they forcew you to be there slaves!

idiot: oh shit man i didnt know that ill stay away from that.

idiots friend: naw man dont believe that, its just internet shit!

Internet Shit by blackstookmybike June 17, 2012

Internet Shit Magnet

A person who find the craziest stupid shit around the internet and posts it in chat rooms or social websites.

That douche is a internet shit magnet. He's always posting smut!

That block is a real online ISM internet shit magnet! A regular lyretic shitz magnet.

Internet Shit Magnet by Dick Mc. March 8, 2011

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Unikitty Internet shit

A very toxic fandom that can give me a fucking stroke

What's more toxic than a nuclear dump, oh fuck it's some Unikitty internet shit

Unikitty Internet shit by Puppycorn11 June 23, 2019

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shit internet site

A website of extremely poor quality. Usually maintained by self-absorbed fuckwits with delusions of grandeur.

I've just visited the FFVII Citadel. What a shit internet site that is.

shit internet site by Drifty McDrift December 14, 2008

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Shit internet

"Connecting" "connecting" "connecting"

Hey! Have you seen the photo I sent?
"Connecting" "connecting"
Wow you really have a shit internet connection

Shit internet by Alojo Acver November 13, 2015

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Internetship

n. A relationship, in which the parties met on the Internet via Instant Message, Chatroom, or any other gathering of people, not associated with Date Finder Sites

I'm in an Internetship with my friend from Louisana... 400 miles doesn't matter right?

Internetship by Valerie (Runt) April 4, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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