Internet Pimp 

An unemployed loser who sits around all day trying to have sex with stupid girls by pretending to be a photographer. Commonly found in internet cafes surfing websites like craigslist.

Girl: Hey is that MJ the internet pimp?
Boy: Yeah let's go ask for his autograph!
Girl: No let's not, I don't want to get the HIV.
Boy: You can only get that if you sleep with him...!
Girl: Yes, but he has powers of persuasion, and I don't want a baby.
Boy: You're right- let's run.
*Boy and Girl take off running*
Girl: Watch out- you're going to hit that retard!
Boy: He's not retarded- he just has a lot of character!

Internet Pimp by Mz Lady July 1, 2007

MJ the internet pimp 

1. A disease carrying member of the male sex who should be expelled and condemned to live alone on an island full of people like himself.

2. Someone who is balding and who's hair is never coming back.

3. Someone who is a 'wanna-be pimp.'

4. Someone who likes to pretend like his penis is longer and works better than it really is or does. It is never been more than seven inches, and no, it's not that fun.

5. My biggest and most regretted mistake.

6. Someone who is married to a Don King look alike who hasn't discovered "FrizzEase" yet.

"Hey man, look at that ugly motherfucking fool walking down the street with that beautiful princess! That guy is such a 'MJ the internet pimp,' how did he get with her?"

MJ the internet pimp by MzLady214 August 12, 2006

Internet pimping

The act of pimping over the internet. Although not as effective as actual pimping because you cannot bitch slap. Funds are often exchanged through Paypal (There is the origin of its infamous name)

I was internet pimping Jessica Simpson last night for all her money, but that bitch wouldn't pay so I had to bitch slap her this morning.

Internet pimping by Pimping in Ohio December 31, 2009

Internet Pimpery

Oh, really? What's unforgivable about it? What SPECIFICALLY... Is unforgivable about it? Does that apply across the gambit? Like, Onlyfans? Porn Hub? About about Sports illustrated? Does it not exploit women's sexuality? What about Hollywood? Does it not exploit women's sexuality? Where exactly is the line there? He used his fat cock for evil instead of good! He should have just fucked all of the women and THEN made one of them his sister and fucked a baby into her.

Hym "What exactly is unforgivable about internet pimpery? Be specific. And even being an incel is better then being a fucking crybaby therapist charlatan who has a mental breakdown and becomes a literal fascist after a failed suicide attempt."

Internet Pimpery by Hym Iam March 2, 2024