Internet Hot 

Used as an adjective:

When someone (particularly a picture of someone on the Internet) has a hotness level inversely proportional to the skill level in photoshop it would take to make an average person reach that level of hotness.

This is best used for profiles on dating sites where the person has had 'professional' photos made for their profile.

You see someone really hot on a dating site, and your friend tells you they are about a 8 in terms of being Internet Hot, which means it would only take someone using Photoshop a skill level of 2 to make them that attractive.

Internet Hot by DickArmy October 22, 2009

Internet Hot 

Internet hot is the term used when you see a person online whom everybody will say is hot (cute, pretty, etc.) but really isn't, they are just hot enough for certain weirdo's to become "excited" over, on the Internet but not in a real life situation.

Swaggy Justin Bieber look-alike: Ayee girl ur sooo beautiful !! u hav the prettyest eyes evr !!! want 2 txt nd trade pix???
Regular guy: Pshhh.. Internet hot. Never would bang her in the real world.

Internet Hot by MOOS April 22, 2013

Internet hotness conversion factor 

The process of using incorrect but more attractive stats on a dating profile in order to get more hits. This phrase was used by Lester on NBC's TV series, Chuck (Episode 214, "Chuck Versus the Suburbs"). The concept can also be seen in Brad Paisley's hit song "Online".

I'm 5'4" and weigh 425 pounds... but you should see the hits I get on eHarmony. With the internet hotness conversion factor, I'm now 6'5" and I have abs of steel.

Internet hotness conversion factor by JessLewis March 17, 2009

Internet hotdog

Getting an unexpected d*ck pic

Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.

Internet hotdog by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015

Internet hotdog

Getting an unexpected d*ck pic

Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.

Internet hotdog by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015

Internet Hotdog

When you get an unexpected dick pic.

Girl 1: John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it a good one?

Girl 1: I'd say he's at least a 10 inches

Internet Hotdog by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015

Internet hotdog

Getting an unexpected d*ck pic

Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.

Internet hotdog by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015