International Wankoff Day

January 17th. Every year on January 17th you must wank. If you're involved in a Seinfeld-esque contest where you cannot wank you will get a free pass to wank on January 17th.

Ian: it's January 17th! did you wank?
Caitlin: of course I did! It's International Wankoff Day!

by Solace-In-Death February 07, 2023