Intellishit

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Someone who is intelligent but lacks wisdom. Often because they have some sort of opinion in the way.

Often Intellishit people will use large words and speak verbosely while missing the point altogether. The essential and the crux is not their forte.

Bob is such an Intellishit. He can quote dozens of scientific articles, but is still an anti-vaxxer.

Did you hear that Margaret has become an Intellishit too? She fell in with the Climate Change denying crowd.

Intellishit by Doc_Transcendent January 11, 2022

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Intellisult

Intellisult is a word first coined by Matt Hofstadt for the website Intellisult.com, the web's most intelligent insult generator. The word, as defined on the website, is "an offensive and damaging insult phrase marked by a high degree of intelligence and cognitive capacity".

Intellisult is the synthesis of the words Intelligent and Insult.

After the boy was unjustly scolded, he responded with a clever and quick-witted Intellisult.

Intellisult by pasacaglia September 1, 2011

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intellislut

A very intelligent slut, most often having sex with anything that has a dick, but is smart enough not to tell anyone.

"whoa, look at that chick! she's so hot!"
"she's probably an intellislut"
"doubt it"

intellislut by A fo September 18, 2005

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intellihot

A super hot woman with equally matched intelligence, possibly a librarian or a doctor. Could be the girl next door.

“Dude that librarian is so intellihot”

“Did you see Shelley at work today bro? She is so intellihot!”

intellihot by Drumdog74 December 13, 2018

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intellihot

A super hot woman with equally matched intelligence, possibly a librarian or a doctor. Could be the girl next door.

“Dude that librarian is so intellihot”

“Did you see Shelley at work today bro? She is so intellihot!”

intellihot by Drumdog74 December 13, 2018

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Intellish

A person who's really smart but is too shy to show everyone; Intelligent but reserved.

Jedhyz is an intellish student. Her classmates didn't think she was gonna get the highest score on the exam because she's so quiet in class.

Intellish by dimeore October 10, 2022

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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