the amount of anal sex some-one has per week. measured in cocks per hour.

Unit: cph
omg dunstan has an anal intake of 10cph
by omfgscrub February 26, 2006
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Hwang Intak is a beautiful, talented and sweet boy. He's an angel on earth and could be nothing more then a gorgeous soul
Hwang Intak is my bias! he's so beautiful it hurts my heart!
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Slang for the amount of cheese one eats, usually referenced in a derogatory manner, towards women, but can be used in reference to men as well. Usually references a more than necessary amount of cheese eaten by one person, sometimes in gross and disgusting excess.
Buddy #1: 'Did you notice the amount of cheese-intake with grease-puss today? More than one cup o' cheese for sure today, my brother!'
Buddy #2: 'Oh, that fat-bitch has got serious Jessica Simpson disorder, but not a fraction as fuckable tho as that blond-ho. Goddamn fat, stupid cheese-sloth! I just don't get how a person can drink melted Velveeta, from a coffee cup!!'
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
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A cheap way of adding horsepower, though not as much as ricers say they make. Usually add 5-8 on a four pot, 10-15 for a six and 15-30 for an 8. (K&N)

People often install them because they are a much cheaper (however less effective) alternative to turbocharging or supercharging. (Can also accompany a turbo and/ or a supercharger)
That civic has a cold air intake and a fartcan

I can't afford to turbo my car so I got a cold air intake

That GTP is nice it has a supercharger stock and the owner added a cold air intake
by carguy1996 January 29, 2014
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An easy engine modification which connects to the throttle body and boosts performance. Called a SRI because of its short piping and the air filter resides next to the engine, easily noticeable inside the engine bay. A Short Ram Intake works by drawing in a larger volume of air (from the engine bay) and sending it forcefully through piping (usually larger than the stock setup)and into the throttle body for combustion. Installing SRIs takes minutes. All one must do is remove their factory air box and filter assembly and replace it with the after-market system.
-On the negative side, SRI's sit next to the engine bay, which builds up heat after running. The air filter will draw in warm air which is less combustible than cold. Any even in some cases, SRIs can match the performance of your factory setup if taking in to much hot air. This is where CAIs come in.
-On the positive side, SRIs provide better throttle response than a CAI and even develop more torque. Since the filter is sitting where the engine is, one won't have to worry about water getting into the intake and destroying their engine. Also SRIs produce an pleasing and sweet sounding induction sound that sounds very aggressive.
SRIs are a good choice for people not wanting to spend more on a CAI system, since is it good on the $$, and relatively, they produce around the same as a CAI but they lose their power throughout the higher powerband, where the CAI unleashes it's.
My friends Madza MX-6 has a cold air intake, while my car as a Short Ram Intake, because my car needs the torque. I also argue how sometimes my SRI is better than his CAI
by TskylineGTRR34 November 26, 2007
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an insult commonly used on eating disorder spaces; something you say when someone says something extremely outrageous and dumb, insinuating that a lack of food/nutrition has caused their brain to regress to a state of doltish stupidity.

tldr : they’re calling you stupid and telling you to eat more because its clear your brain has rotted from malnutrition
up your intake.
by tiasfln March 6, 2022
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a very large diameter air intake pipe commonly found on ricer honda civics
The whale penis intake adds about 50 horsepower.
by dboyfromdahood November 17, 2011
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