instant asshole

A vodka redbull.

Frat boy to waitress:
I'd like 3 redbull vodkas.

Waitress to bartender:
3 instant assholes please.

by ahonakibs December 27, 2010

Instant Asshole

An omnipresent asshole that manages to be, always, at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Everything was just perfect... but instant asshole crashed the party and everything went down the drain in no time.

by rperazag July 22, 2010