Skip to main content

Innocence Theory

"Innocence theory" is the theory in where if a person is rich, a politician, a movie star, owner of a company, or otherwise well-known - that they are automatically innocent no matter what the evidence is which shows them as guilty. Die hard believers in innocence theory tend to not even care if the person themselves had admitted to the conspiracy.
This makes a joke out of the people who don't know what the word "conspiracy" actually means, as the true definition of the word "conspiracy" is to *conspire* a crime.
"Oh, so you think Epstein killed himself in jail huh? And what about everyone else who would have wanted him dead? Oh they're innocent? So you believe in *innocence theory* huh?"

"Look, I get that all people are innocent until proven guilty. But to think someone is permanently innocent no-matter the evidence is ridiculous innocence theory."
Innocence Theory by Biggie Dawg January 11, 2021
Innocence Theory mug front
Get the Innocence Theory mug.
See more merch

Theory of the Social Construction of Innocence and Guilt

A legal‑sociological theory arguing that innocence and guilt are not simple facts but socially constructed categories produced through legal procedures, storytelling, evidence rules, and jury dynamics. Two people who committed identical acts may be judged innocent or guilty based on their social status, the quality of their lawyer, the narrative they can afford, or the biases of the court. The theory shows that the legal process does not simply discover guilt or innocence; it actively constructs them through rules of evidence, plea bargaining, and courtroom performance. It challenges the myth that the legal system merely mirrors reality.
Example: “The theory of the social construction of innocence and guilt explained how a wealthy defendant could walk free on a technicality while a poor defendant with the same evidence was convicted: the legal process constructed two different verdicts from the same underlying actions.”

Innocent Girl Theory 

Theory that suggests that the most innocent girls will sexually surprise you the most
Brittany really proved the innocent girl theory last night.
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026