Innocence Theory

"Innocence theory" is the theory in where if a person is rich, a politician, a movie star, owner of a company, or otherwise well-known - that they are automatically innocent no matter what the evidence is which shows them as guilty. Die hard believers in innocence theory tend to not even care if the person themselves had admitted to the conspiracy.
This makes a joke out of the people who don't know what the word "conspiracy" actually means, as the true definition of the word "conspiracy" is to *conspire* a crime.

"Oh, so you think Epstein killed himself in jail huh? And what about everyone else who would have wanted him dead? Oh they're innocent? So you believe in *innocence theory* huh?"

"Look, I get that all people are innocent until proven guilty. But to think someone is permanently innocent no-matter the evidence is ridiculous innocence theory."

Innocence Theory by Biggie Dawg January 11, 2021

Theory of the Social Construction of Innocence and Guilt

A legal‑sociological theory arguing that innocence and guilt are not simple facts but socially constructed categories produced through legal procedures, storytelling, evidence rules, and jury dynamics. Two people who committed identical acts may be judged innocent or guilty based on their social status, the quality of their lawyer, the narrative they can afford, or the biases of the court. The theory shows that the legal process does not simply discover guilt or innocence; it actively constructs them through rules of evidence, plea bargaining, and courtroom performance. It challenges the myth that the legal system merely mirrors reality.

Example: “The theory of the social construction of innocence and guilt explained how a wealthy defendant could walk free on a technicality while a poor defendant with the same evidence was convicted: the legal process constructed two different verdicts from the same underlying actions.”

Theory of the Social Construction of Innocence and Guilt by Dumu The Void April 19, 2026

Innocent Girl Theory 

Theory that suggests that the most innocent girls will sexually surprise you the most

Brittany really proved the innocent girl theory last night.

Innocent Girl Theory by poasfadasdfadsafsdf October 2, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008