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A reverse pink sock where your urethra comes out of your genitals through the hard expulsion of urine
Bill: Dang man i peed so hard I ink penned
Charlie: Eww bro thats nasty
Ink Pen by Dr. Trejo April 24, 2011

dip pen ink

squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.

performance on humans has shown mixed results
"Jenna, stop doing the dip pen ink thing, you don't have a fucking ink sac you moron!"
dip pen ink by shoetaster June 25, 2022

Mercury Silver Ink Gel Pen Are Mozen <Mouzen> 

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Mercury Silver Ink Gel Pen Are Mozen <Mouzen>

pen and ink 

Cockney rhyming slang for 'Stink'.
Ian dury (singer from the blockheads) once sang:

'I'm a blackmail man and i think you stink, you're pen and ink...'
pen and ink by Jon Hazell May 11, 2006

pen and ink 

super cool and amazing and purfect. the best dad + nonhuman/xenogender besties <3.
"are you friends with pen and ink on discord?"

"oh hell yeah. 🎲's a really cool . 🎲s a very sweet genie <3"
pen and ink by lemon powder September 7, 2021

don't dip your pen in the company ink 

A man is advised against messing around with any woman in his workplace as doing so can have very negative consequences that affects many aspects of his life.
Employee1: I can't believe our boss slept with her. He was demoted once everyone found out about it.

Employee2: The moral of the story is: "Don't dip your pen in the company ink, it causes nothing but trouble".
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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