Rachmaninoff

a dude with big hands

Rachmaninoff hands were really big

by shoetaster April 05, 2022

nietzsche

spelling bee champion and god killer

I am become nietzsche, the destroyer of spelling bees

by shoetaster April 04, 2022

France

A mistake

guy 1: "Did you know that Scott is from France?"
guy 2: "why"

by shoetaster June 25, 2022

dip pen ink

squid sex pose, involves putting squid dick into the ink sac via the anus.

performance on humans has shown mixed results

"Jenna, stop doing the dip pen ink thing, you don't have a fucking ink sac you moron!"

by shoetaster June 25, 2022

nixoning

almost nutting, but pulling out before it happens

"If I keep nixoning outside marriage, I may go to heaven because I didn't nut on her"

by shoetaster June 25, 2022