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The Ingram Effect 

To come to a realization that your current state (physical, mental, emotional, etc.) depends if you would of done something different long before now. Similar to the butterfly effect, but a lot less chaotic.
Andrew: "I wonder if I am this hungry because I decided to get a small fry instead of a large fry last week."
Tiffany: "You know what's that called, right?"
Andrew: "Me making a dumb decision?"
Tiffany: "No, silly! It's called The Ingram Effect!"
Andrew: "Hmm, so I didn't notice this before, but I got a small cut from the barber a few days back. Something like that?"
Tiffany: "Exactly!"

Laura Ingraham

The evil offspring of a succubus and an unconsenting Squidward Tentacles.
Because Laura Ingraham is evil and talks like an Octopus who lives next door to a Pineapple under the sea she’s obviously a daughter of a Succubus and Squidward Tentacles.
Laura Ingraham by Patriotic Leftie February 28, 2022
A person that has to make a mathematical proof in order to accept and believe something. These kind of people are also known as truth-seeking compulsive obsessed beings. In an academic setup these people produce never ending documentations to eliminate the chance for ambiguity.

Observable Side Effects to identify an ingram:

Reckless driving and sudden pulling of handbrake.
Falling off the bed in sleep.
English: "Look Ingram just wrote another proof."
Maltese: "Ara Ingram rega qed jikteb proof."
ingram by Nyhm November 15, 2009

Ingram Hill 

New age southern rock band from Memphis, Tennessee.
Wow, I never expected for an opening band to actually be good! Props for Ingram Hill.
Ingram Hill by Sammy February 24, 2005

Ingramish 

To post really inappropriate things on facebook and myspace.
I was going to post something about my big panties on facebook today, but I thought that's so Ingramish.
Ingramish by Booty Girl July 23, 2009

Laura Ingraham

Conservative: Did you read Ann Coulter's new novel where she attacks the liberal media?

poor conservative: No. I couldn't hash out the $12 so I just bought Laura Ingraham's novel for a third of the cost.

Conservative: Is it any good?

poor conservative: When your wearing beer goggles.
Laura Ingraham by Ludwig Von Mises February 16, 2008