Infiwipe

When you have to wipe your ass an infinite number of times to clean it after pooping.

I hate when I poop and it's an infiwipe Especially when I have to poop in a public place.

by CharisAycock January 24, 2021

Infinipeat

When a sports team potential for repeat championship titles is so astronomical it cannot be calculated.

I would love for Grant Hill to go to the Lakers next year and win a title as we Infinipeat. -Big Baby Jesus

by GhettoDefender December 8, 2010

Infinipee

It's when you are peeing, but somehow it never fking ends.
Or it the pee baits you in thinking it ends, but suddenly it starts flowing again.

When does it occur?
It can occur randomly, but the chances of it happening drastically increase when you are under some kind of time pressure.

I had to go to take a leak before the lesson starts, but I had an infinipee and couldn't make it before the professor arrived at class.

by GlaDyOfficial_ April 5, 2022