The name given to bacon or other food coming from a pig in a way to explain it to your friends who cannot eat it due to religious reasons. See infidel meat
Martin : hey let's order this it looks good
Ehab : I can't eat that, it's infidel meat Martin : yeah, but it is infidellicious
some fucking idiot who:
loves FRED
wants to have way too many kids
fat
retarded would try to put a lock in Kevin Skaff's from ADTR ears even though I don't like gauges
has a serious lack of social study knowledge
Have a lack of tolerance for people that don't like mayonaisse
Joe: "I can't go a single day without bacon and fred!!!"
The other person: "Ok but you're kind of fat"
Joe: "I need maynaisse now"
The other person: "I don't like mayonaisse if thats ok with you"
Joe: "Dude just gtfo"
Random Guy from nowhere: "SILENCE...I KEEL YOU!!!"
-infedel
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.