India Flu

India Flu, Also known as Bharat Influenza, is an infection of the nose, throat and lungs, which are part of the respiratory system. The India specific strain is a persistent variant that can drag on for months or years and is indicated by a near constant cough.

The primary method of contracting the India (Bharat) strain of Influenza is by working near or around India.

The first and most important step in preventing India Flu is to constantly spray Lysol around your desk and keep a mist of Lysol in the air around you.

John came home from work with a severe case of India Flu.

India Flu by Central Lexicologist November 30, 2024

indian flute 

a flute thats from India, used by hot indian girls that intrigue black rappers

let me tell you that
i like your indian flute
doo da doo da dooo
-Timbaland (indian flute, 2003)

indian flute by crunk me August 4, 2004

Indian washer fluid 

To defecate on the front windshield of your car, sit inside without wiping, then turn the wiper blades on the highest setting.

“I finally got those bugs off my windshield!”

“How’d you do it?”

“I used some Indian washer fluid.”

“Haven’t heard of it.”

“I’ve got some left over. I’ll clean your windshield!!”

*cleans windshield*

“Oh.”

Indian washer fluid by Hezezezezezfijigigihuillopitsi May 17, 2019