Incontracery 

To be very unbelievably stupid or wrong.

random : Bro Layla is being so incontracery today.

Incontracery by Losertown August 30, 2020

Incongrocery 

An item in the grocery store that has been misplaced, probably by a lazy patron.

I call incongrocery on those frozen fish stick somebody left between the fruit loops and rice krispies.

Incongrocery by Esotic December 23, 2014