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Innocence 

What is life's greatest illusion: Innocence my brother

innocence 

What you lose when you go to www.urbandictionary.com
I lost my innocence while doing random word on the urbandictionary
innocence by Orange_Joe June 24, 2016

Innocence faded outro 

Synonym for Awesome,Amazing,Badass..

Etymology:(The outro guitar solo for innocence faded by Dream Theater which is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!)

DTDream TheaterInnocence FadedJohn PetrucciAwake
Dude..You made it to the band...thats so innocence faded outro..

This song is so innocence faded outro man!!!

Innocence Faded Outro!!
Innocence faded outro by tariq1890 November 5, 2011

innocence 

A nun working in a condom factory, thinking she is making little sleeping bags for mice.
its a joke, if you think this is the real definiton of innocence, then you are a dumbass
innocence by Afotey October 8, 2005

Innocence 

What you lose when you download the app Amino and join innovative demigods
I joined this one chat...and i will never be the same. My innocence is gone
Innocence by Llivingthelife June 13, 2017

feigned innocence 

The act of relinquishing any responsibility when you manipulate people to do your bidding.
She feigned innocence when confronted with the awful truth.
feigned innocence by perpendicular November 28, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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