defiantly confrontational; also an exclamation of contempt
According to the The American Heritage Dictionary of Idioms, this slangy phrase originated in sports journalism about basketball during the 1970's as a phrase of contempt used against the opposing team and extended to other areas in the 1980s.
According to the The American Heritage Dictionary of Idioms, this slangy phrase originated in sports journalism about basketball during the 1970's as a phrase of contempt used against the opposing team and extended to other areas in the 1980s.
"In your face, mister."
by Beachsaint December 4, 2007
hey, my banana is soft
i'll banana you in your face!!
damn you're a little homo
i'll show you homo in your face!!
mom, where's the cookie jar?
i'll cookie jar you in the face!!
hey jason, can you pass me that drink?
i'll pass that drink all over your face!!
i'll banana you in your face!!
damn you're a little homo
i'll show you homo in your face!!
mom, where's the cookie jar?
i'll cookie jar you in the face!!
hey jason, can you pass me that drink?
i'll pass that drink all over your face!!
by chotoboy April 26, 2005
a drinking game in which a group of people pick 2 cards each from a deck of cards and one person flips cards from the deck and when a persons card is flipped they choose a person to drink by screaming "IN YOUR FACE!!" at them.
by Kbyrne March 23, 2007
A one-size-fits-all retort guaranteed to amuse or annoy.
For reasons that elude linguists, sociologists, and recipients alike, the phrase is sometimes held by its proponents to be the greatest comeback ever, and one to which no reply is possible.
Several studies have found a relationship between the humor value of "your face", the number of repetitions, and the average age of the audience. A commonly cited example gives the relationship as:
humor = 2^(n * (1 - abs(13 - age)))
This model predicts that for ages 12-14 "your face" never gets old. For age 13 its humor grows geometrically, hence a sequence of "your face" retorts may only end due to anoxia or exhaustion.
For everyone else "your face" just isn't funny.
For reasons that elude linguists, sociologists, and recipients alike, the phrase is sometimes held by its proponents to be the greatest comeback ever, and one to which no reply is possible.
Several studies have found a relationship between the humor value of "your face", the number of repetitions, and the average age of the audience. A commonly cited example gives the relationship as:
humor = 2^(n * (1 - abs(13 - age)))
This model predicts that for ages 12-14 "your face" never gets old. For age 13 its humor grows geometrically, hence a sequence of "your face" retorts may only end due to anoxia or exhaustion.
For everyone else "your face" just isn't funny.
Bob: dood, whut up.
Alice: your face is up.
Bob: that's lame.
Alice: your face is lame.
Bob: don't make me come over there.
Alice: don't make me come over your face.
Bob: that's whack.
Alice: your face is whack.
Alice: your face is up.
Bob: that's lame.
Alice: your face is lame.
Bob: don't make me come over there.
Alice: don't make me come over your face.
Bob: that's whack.
Alice: your face is whack.
by yourfaceislame November 14, 2012
The ultimate comback to ANY and ALL insults thrown at you.....also something you can say if you dont know what to say. When someone asks you a question, you can say "YOUR FACE!" This saying will also get your friends or ANYONE pissed, and leave.
person 1 : your fat
person 2 : your FACE is fat!
person 1 : Your ugly!
person 2 : Your FACE is ugly!!
person 1 : well.....YOUR STUPID!
person 2 : YOUR FACE IS STUPID!!
person 1 : (Runs away crying)
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person 1 : Hey guys look at the cow!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
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person 1 : hey who wants to go to the movies today?
person 2 : ...........YOUR FACE!
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person 1 : Did you do your homework?
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : SHUT UP! im asking you a question!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : I said SHUT THE FUCK UP!
person 2 : Yeah and i said YOUR FACE!
person 1 : GOD DAMMIT, BITCH!!
person 2 : ok i'll stop........YOUR FACE!!
person 1 : fuck you bastard!! (Leaves)
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person 1 : man, im tired.......
person 2 : shut up!
person 1 : YOUR FACE SHOULD SHUT UP!
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(playing video games)
person 1 : HaHa im beating u!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : doesnt matter im STILL beating you!
person 2 : Your face!!!!
person 1 : God enough!
person 2 : YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE!!
person 1 : FUCK!! (Stops playing, and leaves)
person 2 : your FACE is fat!
person 1 : Your ugly!
person 2 : Your FACE is ugly!!
person 1 : well.....YOUR STUPID!
person 2 : YOUR FACE IS STUPID!!
person 1 : (Runs away crying)
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person 1 : Hey guys look at the cow!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
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person 1 : hey who wants to go to the movies today?
person 2 : ...........YOUR FACE!
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person 1 : Did you do your homework?
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : SHUT UP! im asking you a question!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : I said SHUT THE FUCK UP!
person 2 : Yeah and i said YOUR FACE!
person 1 : GOD DAMMIT, BITCH!!
person 2 : ok i'll stop........YOUR FACE!!
person 1 : fuck you bastard!! (Leaves)
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person 1 : man, im tired.......
person 2 : shut up!
person 1 : YOUR FACE SHOULD SHUT UP!
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(playing video games)
person 1 : HaHa im beating u!
person 2 : YOUR FACE!
person 1 : doesnt matter im STILL beating you!
person 2 : Your face!!!!
person 1 : God enough!
person 2 : YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE YOUR FACE!!
person 1 : FUCK!! (Stops playing, and leaves)
by Blake and David April 3, 2004
Dude: You're ugly.
Guy: Your face is ugly. (prefix)
Dude: That's hella stpid
Guy: Not as stupid as your face! (suffix)
Dude: That makes no sense
Guy: Your face doesn't make sense!
Dude: I'm leaving.
Guy: I'd leave to if I had your face.
Guy: Your face is ugly. (prefix)
Dude: That's hella stpid
Guy: Not as stupid as your face! (suffix)
Dude: That makes no sense
Guy: Your face doesn't make sense!
Dude: I'm leaving.
Guy: I'd leave to if I had your face.
by moofoo June 8, 2004
Second of a logical progression of traded insults that can be applied to any statement, providing the other person plays along. Can be used when another person tries to turn an offhand statement back on you. Providing you are the one to make this statement, your victory is guaranteed.
Upon stating that something is (adjective) and having another person turn this back on you by stating that YOU are (adjective), you will respond that their face is (adjective). They will try to counter that your mother is (adjective), but upon stating that their mother is a whore, you will win, because nothing beats that.
Your opponent might predict where this is going early on and try to break order, but this just shows them to be a fucking douche.
Originates from a strip in the Gigaville webcomic.
Upon stating that something is (adjective) and having another person turn this back on you by stating that YOU are (adjective), you will respond that their face is (adjective). They will try to counter that your mother is (adjective), but upon stating that their mother is a whore, you will win, because nothing beats that.
Your opponent might predict where this is going early on and try to break order, but this just shows them to be a fucking douche.
Originates from a strip in the Gigaville webcomic.
A: That's fucking stupid.
B: You're stupid.
A: Your face is stupid.
B: Your mom's stupid.
A: Your mom's a whore.
B: Oh yeah, well... shit.
B: You're stupid.
A: Your face is stupid.
B: Your mom's stupid.
A: Your mom's a whore.
B: Oh yeah, well... shit.
by shitty car November 2, 2007