Skip to main content

In The Long Run 

In The Long Run - the longevity or life span

Of a person , place , thing or Gig .
In The Long Run that 5 year stint at

That part time job wasn't worth the effort
As the pay was crap and had no ambition to be the store manager.

In The Long Run that rust bucket he bought

10 years ago cost him more in repairs

In The Long Run he got his nut messing with that 304 but she put him on child support

In The Long Run after she couldn't collect child support anymore she kicked that kid out of the house

In The Long Run after he achieved his GED and commercial driver's license

He went and made something of himself.

In The Long Run after she started dieting and exercising she went from 322 lbs to 104 lbs
In The Long Run by Blu_leef March 26, 2023
In The Long Run mug front
Get the In The Long Run mug.
See more merch

maybe in the long run 

A sarcastic way of replying to someones statement showing your disbelief in what they say/ without planning on actually doing what they ask of you.
Ben: "Hey Ryan, when you planning on giving me my $20 for the bet you lost"

Ryan: "Hmm, maybe in the long run"
-----------------
Steve: "I swear, i'm gonna get all the girls at the party tonight"

Lisa: "Ha! Maybe in the long run"

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run 

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008