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In The Long Run 

In The Long Run - the longevity or life span

Of a person , place , thing or Gig .
In The Long Run that 5 year stint at

That part time job wasn't worth the effort
As the pay was crap and had no ambition to be the store manager.

In The Long Run that rust bucket he bought

10 years ago cost him more in repairs

In The Long Run he got his nut messing with that 304 but she put him on child support

In The Long Run after she couldn't collect child support anymore she kicked that kid out of the house

In The Long Run after he achieved his GED and commercial driver's license

He went and made something of himself.

In The Long Run after she started dieting and exercising she went from 322 lbs to 104 lbs
In The Long Run by Blu_leef March 26, 2023
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maybe in the long run 

A sarcastic way of replying to someones statement showing your disbelief in what they say/ without planning on actually doing what they ask of you.
Ben: "Hey Ryan, when you planning on giving me my $20 for the bet you lost"

Ryan: "Hmm, maybe in the long run"
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Steve: "I swear, i'm gonna get all the girls at the party tonight"

Lisa: "Ha! Maybe in the long run"

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run 

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026