In the Kitchen 

Constantly hooking up with your ex's

Jessica GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!

I'm not in the kitchen

um...yes you are

It's not my fault i was tricked!

In the Kitchen by Dani_Joy March 22, 2009

in the kitchen 

A term used by dope (meth) cooks to let you know that they're cooking without saying so.

I was going to go pick up a couple of grams, but when I called dude said that he was still in the kitchen.

in the kitchen by Bunnyfitch November 25, 2014

in the kitchen 

if we were sitting in the kitchen now we would act mannered and polite
we would not give each other names
you would not call me names (what were they again?)
and thus, accidentally, the definition of cyberbullying is put on the table.

Imagine us for a second in the kitchen though...
🤭

in the kitchen by Krkič December 7, 2019

In The Kitchen 

A phrase used to make others aware of who's COOKING!

A mental place where you're brain is running at its highest level of power. In the zone x10. After marinating on something, you find yourself IN THE KITCHEN!!!

dubbed by Pro bmx rider Pat Laughlin, aka Big Daddy. HITEMWITIT!!

Wow, the tri-cep extension on that x-factor was huge. He's IN THE KITCHEN for sure!!

In The Kitchen by bgeeezy July 10, 2010

In the kitchen 

A suitable place for humans of the female gender to thrive, a woman should never leave the kitchen.

John: Is your wife in the kitchen
Billy: I hope so Ive already caught her taking a break twice this week

In the kitchen by tomhut23 May 31, 2018

in the kitchen have a bagel

1. when you spread the cream cheese real thick.
2. when you grab yo man from behind while he be doing the dishes.

I'll be in the kitchen have a bagel with extra cream cheese.

in the kitchen have a bagel by deleine_zaddy23 January 23, 2017

Put the chair in the kitchen 

The act of doing something which is very gay. Such as putting a chair in the kitchen and placing it upside down so anal penetration is available, up to four guys.

Doug: Hey does anyone want to go put the chair in the kitchen with me?

Everyone: No.

Doug: Guess it is just me then! : )

Put the chair in the kitchen by Brewsky Bro April 24, 2011