Imvu Noob
There are two types of Imvu noobs.
1) A player, whom is wearing the free crappy clothes that IMVU supplies you with when you join.
2) A ignorant player, whom is also wearing the free begginer clothes or cheap and sluty clothes.
You can find noobs in public rooms.
When most noobs enter they quickly ask if theyre are any hot guys/girls in the room that are single.
NoobGirl: Any hot single guys ready to mingle!!?!!?
NoobGuy: Yeee baby I am hot
NoobGirl: You look sexy kiss me
Pixels are sexy?, virtual kiss?!! WTF!?
NoobGuy: How do you have sex on here??????????
Noobs use "noobish" while typing, meaning they spell wrongly most the time, and/or they add extra letters.
Sometimes they use chat talk.
Ex:
H3Y Th3R3 S3X7 M@m@! W!lL Y0u |3e M!ii G!rLfr4!nD?!!!
Noobs always ask how to have sex, on IMVU.
The answer? YOU CAN'T!
Most noobs I imagine to be overweight fugly loners irl.
IRL= In real life.
They're avis always look horribly ugly and/or sluty, and they obsess over it saying that they are
"SOO HAWT!"
"I AM TOO SEXY"
"0H B@BY ! @M @ H@WT M3$$!"
Now, now, before you get the wrong idea about IMVU; Please note that not everyone on IMVU is so stupid and only wants to cyber!
There are some intresting and sane people on there.
Sane? I take that back. But the insanity is what makes it intresting.
Anyways, back to NOOBS.
There are some "gangsta wannabee" noobs.
They are seen, and HEARD, With virtual guns.
Hardcore right? They fire the guns non-stop for minutes.
Make sure your sound isnt all the way up when noobs are in the room.
Gangster noob ex:
G1: H3Y HOTTIE
Gurl1: Ey baybay
G2: G1 YOU BETTER GET YO BISH A$$ AWAY FRUM MY GURL!
G1: OHH HELLL NAWWW I FUK YO MAMA!
Gurl: OH NO HE JUST DIDNT!!!!!
G2: FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE Thats the gun trigger
Load gun sounds go off
Great effect. (sarcasm).
Noobs enjoy caps lock, ITS JUST SO COOL.
Noobs also use numbers and ect in there words.
Chart:
A= @
E= 3
1= !
G= q
O= 0
S= $ or Z
B= |3
Noobs normally have sexi/sexy/hottie/hot/hawt/cute/sex/cunt/fuck/dick/cock/cum/kinky/pussy/lickme/ ect in they're avi name.
BE ON THE LOOK OUT!
1) A player, whom is wearing the free crappy clothes that IMVU supplies you with when you join.
2) A ignorant player, whom is also wearing the free begginer clothes or cheap and sluty clothes.
You can find noobs in public rooms.
When most noobs enter they quickly ask if theyre are any hot guys/girls in the room that are single.
NoobGirl: Any hot single guys ready to mingle!!?!!?
NoobGuy: Yeee baby I am hot
NoobGirl: You look sexy kiss me
Pixels are sexy?, virtual kiss?!! WTF!?
NoobGuy: How do you have sex on here??????????
Noobs use "noobish" while typing, meaning they spell wrongly most the time, and/or they add extra letters.
Sometimes they use chat talk.
Ex:
H3Y Th3R3 S3X7 M@m@! W!lL Y0u |3e M!ii G!rLfr4!nD?!!!
Noobs always ask how to have sex, on IMVU.
The answer? YOU CAN'T!
Most noobs I imagine to be overweight fugly loners irl.
IRL= In real life.
They're avis always look horribly ugly and/or sluty, and they obsess over it saying that they are
"SOO HAWT!"
"I AM TOO SEXY"
"0H B@BY ! @M @ H@WT M3$$!"
Now, now, before you get the wrong idea about IMVU; Please note that not everyone on IMVU is so stupid and only wants to cyber!
There are some intresting and sane people on there.
Sane? I take that back. But the insanity is what makes it intresting.
Anyways, back to NOOBS.
There are some "gangsta wannabee" noobs.
They are seen, and HEARD, With virtual guns.
Hardcore right? They fire the guns non-stop for minutes.
Make sure your sound isnt all the way up when noobs are in the room.
Gangster noob ex:
G1: H3Y HOTTIE
Gurl1: Ey baybay
G2: G1 YOU BETTER GET YO BISH A$$ AWAY FRUM MY GURL!
G1: OHH HELLL NAWWW I FUK YO MAMA!
Gurl: OH NO HE JUST DIDNT!!!!!
G2: FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE Thats the gun trigger
Load gun sounds go off
Great effect. (sarcasm).
Noobs enjoy caps lock, ITS JUST SO COOL.
Noobs also use numbers and ect in there words.
Chart:
A= @
E= 3
1= !
G= q
O= 0
S= $ or Z
B= |3
Noobs normally have sexi/sexy/hottie/hot/hawt/cute/sex/cunt/fuck/dick/cock/cum/kinky/pussy/lickme/ ect in they're avi name.
BE ON THE LOOK OUT!
IMVU Noob conversation:
Ex A-
Noob, and a non-noob.
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: @NY GUYS WUNNA FUXK
NONNOOB: Umm...Hey..There..:)
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: iNV!T3 m3 2 y3r h0u$3
Virtual 3rd IMVU house
NONNOOB: Ugh, why?
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: ZO W3 C@N FUK
NONNOOB: No thank you..D: -Walks Away-
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: WTF
NONNOOB has left the chat
Ex 2:
Search "how to be a noob imvu" on youtube.
SINCE, We arent allowed to POST LINKS ON HERE!!
-Smiles-
Ex A-
Noob, and a non-noob.
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: @NY GUYS WUNNA FUXK
NONNOOB: Umm...Hey..There..:)
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: iNV!T3 m3 2 y3r h0u$3
Virtual 3rd IMVU house
NONNOOB: Ugh, why?
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: ZO W3 C@N FUK
NONNOOB: No thank you..D: -Walks Away-
SexiieerthenyouuNOOB1: WTF
NONNOOB has left the chat
Ex 2:
Search "how to be a noob imvu" on youtube.
SINCE, We arent allowed to POST LINKS ON HERE!!
-Smiles-
Imvu Noob by Noobphobiaihateem August 20, 2009
