impulse buy

When you have a sudden, random, inexplainable urge to buy something: for no particular reason. And you end up regretting wasting money on said thin, when you never use it.

Derek: I was in a mosque in Turkey and I just totally had to buy a Koran.
Bob: Dude, you don't even read your Bible.
Derek: I know I wasted 5 million turkish lire!! aaaahh - total impulse buy

impulse buy by amachronic January 5, 2009

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impulse buy-curious

1. Noun- One who is on the verge of making an impulse buy.

"Yo, Nancy was at the Bose store gettin' all impulse buy-curious and shit. She almost bought a damn massage chair!"

impulse buy-curious by l33tatrl January 3, 2009

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impulse buyer

someone who cannot resist the temptation of buying things when seen, things like coffee mugs telescopes grenade launchers jewelery porn and other adult toys

look at all this shit(a talking to b after a(s) mothers death while cleaning out her house)fuck.. she must have been one of those impulse buyers

impulse buyer by vaginal treasures January 5, 2009

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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