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im eating 

i excuse made by people to get out of a football game
sorry im eating i cant play
im eating by billbobisgone February 13, 2022

im eating red beans for dinner!!! 

one of those idiotic lines that makes absoulutley no sense in regards to storyline or plot in a freddie prinze jr. movie.
im eating red beeeaaannnnsss for dinna!!!

I’m eating spaghetti 

I’m eating 🍝 I’m eating spaghetti, I’m eating I’m eating 🍝 I’m eating spaghetti, I’m eating spaghetti

I'm eating your ice cream 

What you say when you know you're getting on someone's nerve
Dude, I know I'm eating your ice cream but you gotta hear me out...

I'm eating movies (ani ochel sratim) 

A term in Hebrew which is used when weird and surreal events happen to someone.
John just saw his dog getting eaten by an alien.
John : oh..I'm eating movies..

Dude this tastes like what I'm eating 

A way of expressing that something tastes like what it should
Skippy eats a pear flavored jellybean
Jellybean tastes like a pear

Skippy-dude this tastes like what I'm eating
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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