Something someone might say when they are single and are going to masturbate and/or have sex for the first time
by RandomJack69 December 19, 2018
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by kiddo kiddo November 10, 2019
Get the i’m single i’m single mug.I'm not apologizing for a single Goddamn thing from the inside of an echo chamber made out of idiots
No. I don't need to apologize for rape. I didn't rape anyone. You are stealing both my life and my identity and replace it with YOUR shit life and convincing a gaggle of idiots to help you do it doesn't make you smart and it shouldn't distract from the fact that I was right about the "weaponized schizophrenia" and what it would lead to.
Hym "I'm not apologizing for a single Goddamn thing from the inside of an echo chamber made out of idiots. I'm not going to let a power tripping idiot twist my arm into making an apology for a rape I didn't commit or doing something that is benign. I'm not swapping lives because you don't like the shit I said."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2025
Get the I'm not apologizing for a single Goddamn thing from the inside of an echo chamber made out of idiots mug.Phrase declaring to all that the speaker is the real brains behind whatever subject matter is being discussed and celebrated, and that proper accolades should be directed at him/her instead of being improperly credited to someone who is undeserving of such praise.
After the gig Several people from the crowd gathered with the band backstage. Everyone credit around Stevie, praising all that he did that evening and reminding him of what a phenomenal frontman he was. After listening to all that he could stand Nikki told all in attendance, “All of you all, every one of you, have got to be as bird-brained stupid as he is,”,nodding in Stevie’s direction, “that piece of shit cockbite ain’t shit. I’m the one who scores and books our shows, I’m the one who writes ALL of the songs, and I’m also the one who showed your idol there how to move and when to do so. Muddy fucker couldn’t sing his way out of a wet paper bag. Though I’m the drummer in the background, I am the very heartbeat of this band and, you stupid muddy fuckers, I’m the singer”.
by Nikki Stixx March 9, 2021
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