Illinois Butt Blaster

When two people spread their butt cheeks and fart into each others rectums

A: “Dude, it smells like shit in here”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butt Blaster with my bro.”

Illinois Butt Blaster by Chuck J. January 25, 2026

Illinois Butter Butt Blaster

Similar to a standard Illinois Butt Blaster with the exception that little Italian gas station pizza garlic butter sauce is first poured into the rectums prior to farting.

A: “Dude, it smells like shit and garlic butter in here.”
B: “Sorry, I just got done doing an Illinois Butter Butt Blaster with my bro.”

Illinois Butter Butt Blaster by Chuck J. January 25, 2026