A pretty popular guy who is funny without even trying. He's very athletic and all the girls would have a crush on him once. He makes you fall in love with him without even noticing. (like me.) anyways if ijaz see this, I like u 😝
Girl 1: Omg Ijaz is so athletic!
Girl 2: Ikr, I'm so in love with him
The absolute height of coolness and sexiness,People feel blessed just to get a glimpse of him,extraordinarily and unbelievably goodlooking,The desire of all women,men want to be him and try to imitate him but to be a True Fouzan Ijaz it must come naturally.
"I wish I could find myself a Fouzan ijaz,because all other guys are so shit"
Boy1: Man if you keep this up you might just become a Fouzan ijaz
Boy2:Are you nuts? I can work all my life but I can never be Fouzan ijaz there is just no way
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.