Igors Litvjakoffs 

Programming teacher who is a russian teaching in a foreign country. Very good teacher.

Student: Completes and assignment
Igors Litvjakoffs: 'Tu tāds invalids blyad, jums vajag printēt tagad uzdevumu priekš neko un es to neizmantošu. 5 minušu starbrīdis.'

Igors Litvjakoffs by dwfejiHUOIRQ32T4I53R4T4GRHEB5A April 23, 2024

Igors Litvjakovs 

Best programmer to ever exist on planet Earth. Redefined what it means to be a programmer and a short angry man. He is God to every programmer. Lives in the big boomer city know as Ķengarags. Invented algoriths, computer thinking, the famous Alt+Tab macro and flowcharts.

Me: But teacher...
Teacher: THE ALGORITHM ISNT EFFECTIVE. YOU DIDNT FOLLOW THE IGORS LITVJAKOVS RULES BLYAD

Igors Litvjakovs by anonymous September 10, 2020

Igors Litvjakovs 

Igors Litvjakovs is a short and wrathful Russian man residing near the infamous “Dole” shopping mall. He is also widely regarded as a programming science virtuoso at RVT. Igors is deeply passionate and highly proud of his job, yet frightfully perturbed to tutees. His greatest contributions to the programming community include psychological distress between students and rapidly increasing suicide rates among Datorikas nodala’s students in RVT.

An anonymous RVT student: “We all hate Igors Litvjakovs so much that some of my peers are considering transferring from RVT to RTK only to avoid any further interaction with that little creature. He is a diminutive yet wild, embittered and a cruel individual.”

Igors Litvjakovs by Qisjgdmgzmhdjeqiqurajtsktsyix June 3, 2025