If the shoe fits, wear it
If the shoe fits, wear it by The Return of Light Joker March 23, 2008
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If the shoe fits, wear it
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John: Damn, I forgot to close out that Incognito web page before using the public wi-fi. "If the shoe fits, wear it", huh? I'm just glad they didn't call me out specifically lol.
John: Damn, I forgot to close out that Incognito web page before using the public wi-fi. "If the shoe fits, wear it", huh? I'm just glad they didn't call me out specifically lol.
If the shoe fits, wear it by Zero Regrets October 5, 2018
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