Ideal Boyfriend

A Michael is the best boyfriend you could ever want. Hes caring, a gentlemen, sweet, gourgeous eyes, cutest and kindest guy you will every meet so don't lose him cause it will be hard to find another person like him.

Girl: My date with Michael was amazing. Hes the perfect Ideal Boyfriend.
Friend: What happened?
Girl: He was so nice he was such a gentlemen i hope we have a 2nd date.
Friend: I hope so too

Ideal Boyfriend by HarleyQuinn♦💟♦💟♦ September 27, 2017

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Ideal Boyfriend

A tall man, a man named Niels. A man that loves you and takes care of you. He loves to be romantic and give you lots of kisses and hugs. Often described as "The Ideal Boyfriend".

Wow! Niels would truly be my Ideal Boyfriend!

Ideal Boyfriend by Bengel2004 May 14, 2020

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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