A State in the Northwest often mistaken for a State in the Midwest called Iowa.
Most people think Idaho is a land full of ignorant backwards morons .. And that's exactly what we want people to think...
As a matter if fact... It is a backwards, boring. Inconsequential place that you should have absolutely no interest in visiting ever, or even passing through...
As a matter if fact, if you or your family is not from here, please just stay away... We are all boring and backwards and we like it.., just move along folks, nothing to see in Idaho, no, really, get lost, go away, we've already got enough Californians moving over here and gentrification- ing up the place... Please, where ever you are from.., just stay there, and please, let us Idahoans have our awful state all to ourselves.. Whatever good you heard about all of Idaho..., do not believe it.. All we have is potatoes, really, honest, nothing but potatoes, nothing to see here folks.. Just keep driving, that's it, go back to where you came from... I said GO!!!!
Most people think Idaho is a land full of ignorant backwards morons .. And that's exactly what we want people to think...
As a matter if fact... It is a backwards, boring. Inconsequential place that you should have absolutely no interest in visiting ever, or even passing through...
As a matter if fact, if you or your family is not from here, please just stay away... We are all boring and backwards and we like it.., just move along folks, nothing to see in Idaho, no, really, get lost, go away, we've already got enough Californians moving over here and gentrification- ing up the place... Please, where ever you are from.., just stay there, and please, let us Idahoans have our awful state all to ourselves.. Whatever good you heard about all of Idaho..., do not believe it.. All we have is potatoes, really, honest, nothing but potatoes, nothing to see here folks.. Just keep driving, that's it, go back to where you came from... I said GO!!!!
I was gonna go through Idaho, but I already had potatoes and they are boring souvenirs, so I bypassed it...
Yes!!! That is right people, nothing here but potatoes, so please just keep on driving.
Do not stop in Idaho!
Yes!!! That is right people, nothing here but potatoes, so please just keep on driving.
Do not stop in Idaho!
by Sissityray September 5, 2015
The land of forests and very clean cities where half of the citizens have never even seen a potato farm. Land where Napolean Dynamite was filmed and we're proud of it! It kicks ass, but you never really learn to appreicate it until you move to some crappy town like Spokane.
by IheartZags March 2, 2005
Contrary to popular belief, Idaho is in fact one of the biggest government conspiracies ever. Not a single person lives in Idaho. It is just one giant potato factory. The government pays people to say they are from Idaho, and this giant potato factory is ran by the people who have disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle. The federal government also pay's farmers and grocery stores large sums of money to carry "idaho potatoes," being that such a secret is never supposed to get out
"I used to live in Idaho."
"You work for the government, dont you?"
"I just bought these Idaho potatoes for dinner."
"Idaho? No. You-da-ho!"
"You work for the government, dont you?"
"I just bought these Idaho potatoes for dinner."
"Idaho? No. You-da-ho!"
by AyyRayRay August 14, 2008
by Sarai March 2, 2004
idaho is a very open state with lots of mountains and fields and is known to be very beautiful. it also has nice towns that are NOT filled with neo-nazis and potato farmers like sun valley, a nice sophisticated ski resort (home to arnold schwarzenegger, demi moore, bruce willis, tom hanks, mariel hemingway, and many others). it is true that idaho is a republican state by majority, but there are areas in idaho that are decent.
by pamplemousse May 26, 2005
dude, have any of you guys even been to idaho? visit in a city or town and you'll know that it's not some big country village from 50 years ago. it's just like any other city, except you get away with more stuff in the schools.
by RazorRaiser October 26, 2003
Used to be: Lousy roads, clean air, clean water, farmers, loggers, back to the earth folks. Nice.
Now: Lousy roads with tons of traffic and traffic jams, one of the nine deadliest highways in the country (Highway 95). Home to greedy developers, road-ragers, and skyrocketing property values (forcing minimum-wage locals and (mostly old, so what does it matter?) people who've lived here forever out). Overly promoted by the greedy, can't-get-enough money tourist industry. Home to the Hagamonstrosity. Sheesh. Took 30 minutes to go 8 miles from Sagle to Sandpoint last week, an hour to get home from Coeur d'Alene (30 miles). Go someplace else. GO HOME!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
Now: Lousy roads with tons of traffic and traffic jams, one of the nine deadliest highways in the country (Highway 95). Home to greedy developers, road-ragers, and skyrocketing property values (forcing minimum-wage locals and (mostly old, so what does it matter?) people who've lived here forever out). Overly promoted by the greedy, can't-get-enough money tourist industry. Home to the Hagamonstrosity. Sheesh. Took 30 minutes to go 8 miles from Sagle to Sandpoint last week, an hour to get home from Coeur d'Alene (30 miles). Go someplace else. GO HOME!!!! PLEASE!!!!!
by Disgruntled Idahoan August 5, 2007