Ice Auger 

VERB: A technique for manual copulation. While sitting relaxed and upright, you place one hand at the base of your penis, the other at the top. When ready, crank both hands in a clockwise direction. Continue this motion until you "see water".

JIMMY: Hey Bobby! How was your weekend?
BOBBY: Not bad. I spent a few hours with the ice auger.
JIMMY: Sounds painful.
BOBBY: Sure was!

Ice Auger by professorglo June 17, 2012

Ice Ager 

Someone who has intercourse with deceased elderly people or long dead corpses.

At the nursing home Lorne always ate alone because there were rumors he was an ice ager.

Ice Ager by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020