Ian Hawke 

Ian Hawke is the savior of this Earth. He is the creator of being and our messiah. He came down to our planet to save us and cleanse us of all evil. We will be forever grateful for his doing and how he truly saved us and spared us under his mercy. All hail Hawke.

VB Class: "Hail Ian Hawke!"
Mrs B: "I cant stand you idiots! Drop my class!"

Ian Hawke by milonster hunter February 5, 2020

Ian Hawke 

Creator of life. An absolute sigma standing at 5'7" with several trillions in the bank that he acquired via abusing chipmunks and tax evasion. He mogs with Ice Spice daily and they often snack on each others foreskin. This is what makes him such a skibidi.

If you mess with this man do not expect to wake up the next time you sleep.

When god said "Let there be light", Ian Hawke was already sunbathing.

"I told you Dave, I never lose" - Ian Hawke 5281BC

Ian Hawke by Ogobogga April 27, 2024

Ian Hawke'd

When you are ruthlessly disgustingly humiliated in public by losing

"Bro just got skibidi rizzed and Ian Hawke'd

Ian Hawke'd by TheBrainRotGod May 10, 2024