IT Special

A voluntary disruption and subsequent restoration of electrical power to a computer or other piece of technology performed to remedy malfunctioning hardware or software with no readily discernible cause. Often referred to as "turn it off, turn it on again" by non-technical management.

Usually performed by IT staff, as this non-invasive yet highly advanced procedure provides them job security and a way to blow end users' minds, further solidifying IT department budgets worldwide.

HR manager: "My email won't load on my laptop but it works fine on my phone. My computer is broken!!"
Coworker: "Don't be silly, have you tried the IT special?"
Hr manager: "You mean turn it off, turn it on again? Good idea!"

IT Special by Bassed251 December 14, 2025

Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce 

Expression used when one is ripped off.

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.

Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009

Word Special genius Making it 

Something we say to Talk about the left ideas

No. I'm not A word Special genius Making it Crazy person.

Word Special genius Making it by 459395 March 3, 2022