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IT Special

A voluntary disruption and subsequent restoration of electrical power to a computer or other piece of technology performed to remedy malfunctioning hardware or software with no readily discernible cause. Often referred to as "turn it off, turn it on again" by non-technical management.

Usually performed by IT staff, as this non-invasive yet highly advanced procedure provides them job security and a way to blow end users' minds, further solidifying IT department budgets worldwide.
HR manager: "My email won't load on my laptop but it works fine on my phone. My computer is broken!!"
Coworker: "Don't be silly, have you tried the IT special?"
Hr manager: "You mean turn it off, turn it on again? Good idea!"
IT Special by Bassed251 December 14, 2025
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Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce 

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.

Word Special genius Making it 

Something we say to Talk about the left ideas
No. I'm not A word Special genius Making it Crazy person.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026